I always say I should write down those funny little things the kids say that just make me crack up! Well, I'm going to do one better - I'm going to share two of them with you...
Kelsea and I were on our way to Meijers to grab some groceries, and she was commenting on how she has freckles in the wierdest places! She said "Mom, I have a freckle right in my pinky-wrinkle!" I burst out laughing, because she was referring to her knuckle, but the phrase "pinky-wrinkle" just struck me as so darn funny!
Kolton was at his back to school checkup at the doctor. I informed him that he may have to drop his drawers for the doctor, so the doctor can make sure everything looks alright. Kolton was less than enthused, to say the least. So, in an attempt to ease his nerves about the whole thing, I told him that when mommy goes to the doctor, the doctor has to look at her, too, and so it is really no big deal - that's what doctors do, and that is normal and good. Kolton looked at me, and with the most shocked/horrified/confused look said: "Are you telling me that the doctor just walks around all day going room to room looking at NAKED people?????" I almost busted a gut! After the doctor had completed his exam, Kolton and I were walking out of the office and saw the doctor going into another examination room. Kolton said "Yep, there he goes - from one right into the other!"
Kids really DO say the darndest things, don't they??!!